What the FAQ

Do I have to attend all of the events?

Not unless you want to be extra super awesome and be memorialized in eternal glory.

Is Rat City Summer Camp free?

As part of our public service to emotionally distant adults, Rat City Summer Camp is offered completely free of charge. We only ask that you pledge your first-born child to the cause.

Does I has to be good at sportsball?

Unless your name is Quit Quit Lee, No.

When is the deadline to sign up?

For early bird discount, free Rat City Summer Camp sur-prize, and to prevent Rat Queen head explosion, please register by 5 p.m., July 31.

What is a Rat City?

Because WWII happened, White Center was used as a Relocation And Training center (RAT). Since it is also a city, the area is sometimes referred to as Rat City. There also may be an inordinate amount of rats, but that is a heated topic of debate in scientific circles and amongst politicians.

When will Rat City?

Please see the SCHEDULE. Each event will have a time and location. They may be subject to change whether weather becomes an issue, but it’s also a great bonding experience to get rained on too. Before you ask “Where Rat City?” Please refer to the schedule

Who Rat City?

Rat City be all who are invited, plus any +1’s they may bring. All in attendance must be a maximum 2 degrees of separation from the Rat Queen organizer herself. If you bring someone then you are responsible for their shenanigans — may they be serendipitous and jovial in nature… please.

Do I need to come wearing my life-sized rat costume?

We’re not saying you shouldn’t.

Will Rat City Summer Camp change my life?

To what degree your life will be changed—know one knows—but several knowtable figures over the years have cited Rat City as an influential cross-roads through their walk of life, or at least like a cool thing you see on the side of the road and tell your friends about later.

”Never have I seen so many unscrupulous people in one place.” —Sven Vandersloot

Will I find true love at Rat City Summer Camp?

If you ‘truely love’ doing activities with a congenial cohort of cool companions, then yes.

What is a group of rats called?

A ‘mischief’ of rats… and mischievous they are.

Will snacks be provided?

If you bring snacks, then they will be provided by you. Thank you in advance.

This isn’t going to be like Squid Games at all, right?

This will be way more fun.

That didn’t really answer my question…

You won’t want to miss out!

What will the weather be like for the events?

Yes.

Why is it not Mouse City Summer Camp?

Most/all activities are outdoors. Please refer to the following argument: Following argument

Are you ever gonna give me up or let me down?

We’re never gonna give you up or let you down, but we may run around and eat dessert with you.

Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight? The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world They're Pinky and The Brain Yes, Pinky and The Brain One is a genius The other's insane. They're laboratory rats Their genes have been splats'ed They're dinky They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain. Before each night is done Their plan will be unfurled By the dawning of the sun They'll take over the world. They're Pinky and The Brain Yes, Pinky and The Brain Their twilight campaign Is easy to explain. To prove their ratsy worth They'll overthrow the Earth They're dinky They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Narf!

Les rêves des amoureux sont comm’(e) le bon vin Ils donn(ent) de la joie ou bien du chagrin Affaibli par la faim je suis malheureux Volant en chemin tout ce que je peux Car rien n’est gratuit dans la vie L’espoir est un plat bien trop vite consommé A sauter les repas je suis habitué Un voleur solitaire est triste à nourrir A un jeu si amer je n’peux réussir Car rien n’est gratuit dans… La vie… Jamais on ne me dira Que la course aux étoiles; ça n’est pas pour moi Laissez moi vous émerveiller et prendre mon en vol Nous allons en fin nous régaler La fêt(e) va enfin commencer Sortez les bouteilles; finis les ennuis Je dresse la table, de ma nouvell(e) vie Je suis heureux à l’idée de ce nouveau destin Une vie à me cacher et puis libre enfin Le festin est sur mon chemin Une vie à me cacher et puis libre enfin Le festin est sur mon chemin... If you read this far you deserve a pat on the back from yourself... I'm not sure you should tell anyone about this though. This can be our little secret that you read this far. *boop*

Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight? The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world They're Pinky and The Brain Yes, Pinky and The Brain One is a genius The other's insane. They're laboratory rats Their genes have been splats'ed They're dinky They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain. Before each night is done Their plan will be unfurled By the dawning of the sun They'll take over the world. They're Pinky and The Brain Yes, Pinky and The Brain Their twilight campaign Is easy to explain. To prove their ratsy worth They'll overthrow the Earth They're dinky They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Narf! Les rêves des amoureux sont comm’(e) le bon vin Ils donn(ent) de la joie ou bien du chagrin Affaibli par la faim je suis malheureux Volant en chemin tout ce que je peux Car rien n’est gratuit dans la vie L’espoir est un plat bien trop vite consommé A sauter les repas je suis habitué Un voleur solitaire est triste à nourrir A un jeu si amer je n’peux réussir Car rien n’est gratuit dans… La vie… Jamais on ne me dira Que la course aux étoiles; ça n’est pas pour moi Laissez moi vous émerveiller et prendre mon en vol Nous allons en fin nous régaler La fêt(e) va enfin commencer Sortez les bouteilles; finis les ennuis Je dresse la table, de ma nouvell(e) vie Je suis heureux à l’idée de ce nouveau destin Une vie à me cacher et puis libre enfin Le festin est sur mon chemin Une vie à me cacher et puis libre enfin Le festin est sur mon chemin... If you read this far you deserve a pat on the back from yourself... I'm not sure you should tell anyone about this though. This can be our little secret that you read this far. *boop*